- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Wombat monkey juice.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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