What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Smart Blondes

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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