Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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