- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

THE GAME

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Stop being a centipede

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Women have the right to vote.

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