Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Women have the right to vote.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Zach Barlow

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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How old are you? 20

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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raping black women

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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