What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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The Bible

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Anti Joke

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