Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

your mother hates you

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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