What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

PUDDING

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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