Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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