There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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