What are we then hypocrites?

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Ken wins!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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1 Jew XD

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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