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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

who is awesome? no one...

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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