- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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