- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Ham sandwich

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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