- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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