What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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