- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

the

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??