- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Gays

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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