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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

whats a willy? -brock

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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