What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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