What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

thumb_up thumb_down +28

the cast of the jersey shore

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +26

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops