- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.