whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Not Steve Jobs

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Garry Glitters on here

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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I lost my tractor.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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