what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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