- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Women's sports.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Straight men can be bronies.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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