-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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