- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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