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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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