Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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