Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Anti Joke

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