What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Scientology.

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pickle juice?

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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good one jess !!

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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