When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Hi? No!!!!!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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