- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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