- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

ecks! why zee?

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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