- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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