- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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