What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Please Rape William Wright

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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