Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Ted Haggard.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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