If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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I can't see my forehead

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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knock knock. come in.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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