- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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