How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Comedy.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Women.

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Men's Sports

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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