Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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connor sucks

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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involved parents.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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hi

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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