- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

A: B: No pun intended.

Straight men can be bronies.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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