- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

You smell like shit

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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