A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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YOLO.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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