What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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mc hammers income.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Pinus Testicles

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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