How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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this is not a joke

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Pen15

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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