Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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