As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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