- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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