- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

I saw a poor man named rich

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

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