- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Michael Brown

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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