Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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i like turtals and kids

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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