Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How are you? Yes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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