Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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