- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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