What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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