- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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