pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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69

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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