justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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