- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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