- Anti Joke

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.