Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Fox News.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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WNBA

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Anti Joke

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