- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Kathy Griffin.

Where's my tractor?

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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