- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Matt Damon

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

You're Adopted.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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