What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

good one jess !!

Your social life.

Pickles

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

why is john so fat years of over eating

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How old is victor? Old

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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