What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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fruit salad?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Michael Brown

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