How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A new restaurant KKKcake

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A ginger was with his friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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