- Anti Joke

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Samantha

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Women.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

I ponder

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.