- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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